Real Americans emulate the Founding Fathers as much as possible. That means that they:
Live on the farm, not in cities
Own guns for hunting and protection from hostiles
Serve in the militia
Avoid entangling alliances abroad
Pay import duties, but no income taxes
Avoid doctors and hospitals, living shorter lives
Only male property owners may vote
No standing army or Dept. of Defense
No Social Security or Medicare
No unemployment benefits
Debtors prison for the insolvent
No paper money, only specie
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