Mitt vows to restore US economy

English: Governor Mitt Romney of MA

English: Governor Mitt Romney of MA (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Mitt Romney has vowed to restore the US economy by building new homes, for himself. Just a short distance downslope from his new Park City home, Mitt has filed building plans for a new 5900 square foot home in the Salt Lake City suburb of Holladay. Located only 29 miles from the home of Senator Mike Lee, or 20 miles as the vulture capitalist flies, the home will boast a secret room which Mitt will probably configure as a safe room to escape roving mobs with pitchforks. Good job, Mitt. Keep up the good work.

Mitt’s new house

Park City, Utah

Park City, Utah (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Mitt and Ann Romney recently purchased a new home in Park City, Utah. 8700 square feet, 6 bedrooms, listed at price of $8,900,000.00. That works out to a little over $1,000.00 per square foot while we ordinary Utahns make do in homes that cost around $100.00 per square foot. And only six bedrooms for all those grandchildren, 20+ and counting. Some of them will have to double and quadruple up in the bedrooms with bunk beds. It must be tough to be so wealthy.