Titanic

English: Costa Concordia Polski: Statek pasaże...

English: Costa Concordia Polski: Statek pasażerski Costa Concordia (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

What is Capt. Mitt doing as the GOP Ship Titanic starts to sink after hitting an iceberg? He has ordered that the deck chairs be rearranged and tax cuts be increased to keep the ship afloat. Such is life among the graduates of the Costa Concordia school of navigation.