Albert Finney

Albert Finney is a British actor who played a detective in Wolfen, released in 1981 and based on the book of the same name by Whitley Strieber, one of the best horror flicks ever.

He also portrayed Erin Brockovich’s boss in the film of the same name.

More recently in Big Fish directed by Tim Burton, he played a dying father who reconciles with an estranged son.

I recommend all three.

Polls

I agree with Dana Perino of FOX News that polls are accurate predictors of election results. Eric Bolling, also of FOX, disagrees. He believes that crowd size at political events is a better indicator than polls. Bernie Sanders attracted much larger crowds than Hillary did, but he still lost. I believe that he lost because many of his supporters were independents who could not vote in the Democratic primaries.

Trump the Martian

Donald Trump is the leader of an invasion of earth by Martians. Martians are bald and this is his first experience with a hairpiece. Martians are green. Trump’s use of a flesh-colored makeup sometimes turns his skin color orange. If in doubt about his origin, just ask to see his birth certificate. It will show that he was born on Mars about 35 Mars years ago (each Mars year is about equal to two earth years.) Of course, he is not a natural-born citizen of the US or earth either and is ineligible to be elected President.