Vlad the inhaler
When he smokes marijuana
Vlad the bailer
When he sails his boat
Vlad the jailer
As head of state security
Vlad the black mailer
When dealing with Donald Trump
Vlad the Impaler
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Trump must go
White House staff
Leaving for greener pastures
List job qualifications
On their resumes:
Tested under fire
Liar for hire
Trump must go
Thanks to Banana Boat Song and Harry Belafonte
Pompeo, Pompeo
Daylight come and me wan’ go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say Pompeo
Daylight come and me wan’ go home
Trump must go
Sonic platonic
Food good
Service to your car
Open til midnight
I recommend it
Trump must go
So sad
Rootin’, tootin’
Shootin’, Putin
Vlad “the Impaler”
Bearing the nickname
of Vlad Dracula
Bad Vlad
Sad Vlad
Mad Vlad
at Magnitsky Act
Richest man in the world, possibly
And can’t stash his wealth
In the US or the European Union
What’s the point of great wealth
If you can’t spend it?
Trump must go
