Lackluster

An online dictionary defines lackluster as lacking in vitality, force, or conviction; uninspired or uninspiring. Certainly sounds like the GOP presidential candidates, beginning with 17 and now down to 3.

Lackluster buster
You said it
How can they
With a straight face
Expect the voters
To elect one of them
To the highest office
In the land?
Trust one of them
With my life
And the lives
Of my children?
Absurd!