Tinkle, tinkle, little cat part 2

Tinkle, tinkle, little cat
How I wonder where you’re at
Up above the litter box so high
Like a feline in the sky
Hope your aim is good
Otherwise you’re in deep doo-doo
Here’s the mop and deodorant
Clean up your own mess

Trump must go

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Trump in the dell*

*Adapted from The farmer in the dell
Trump in the dell
Hi-ho, the derry-o
Trump in the dell
Trump takes a wife
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
Trump takes a wife
And another and another
The wife takes the child
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The wife takes the child
The child takes the inheritance
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The child takes the inheritance
The Mueller probe takes the office
The GOP stops its support
Hi-ho the derry-o…
Trump stands alone

Trump must go

Pet peeve

I have a pet peeve, the writers who carelessly misuse rain, rein and reign. It is the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain. The rein in Spain belongs to a horse and the reign in Spain pertains to a king and kingdom. Writers who refer to reining in Donald Trump and use reign instead of rein are committing a Freudian slip, accidentally expressing their real thoughts. A Freudian slip is not a woman’s undergarment that Freud wore during his cross-dressing days.

Trump must go