FOX News is looking for a new slogan to replace fair and balanced. Until they change the way they report the news, I think that unfair and unbalanced describes them best.
Clinker, clanker, cash for clunker
Binker, banker, bunker mentality
Sinker, sanker, sunker Titanic
Dinker, danker, dunker donuts
Finker, fanker, funker than you
Rinker, ranker, runker hold your nose
Tinker, tanker, tunker Evers to Chance
Pinker, panker, punk rocker
We know that Donald Trump can say “you’re fired” since he has had years of practice on The Apprentice on TV. We don’t know if he can spell it correctly. Perhaps he’ll fire someone via Twitter and then we will find out how good a speller he is.
How fat is the cat
How lean is the cuisine
How blue is the true
How false are the GOP
How high is up
How square is round
How big is bigly
How pig is piggly
How wrong is right
How left is theft
According to the right
How grand is Serutan*
How much levity is there in Jevity?
*Serutan is natures spelled backward.
It’s bigly, bigly
What is it?
It’s bigger than a bread box
Smaller than a bus
Faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than a locomotive
Able to out leap tall buildings
Because tall buildings can’t leap
It’s Trump’s rump.