Donald Trump carries his magic egg everywhere with him. It resembles a Fabergé egg and was given to him by his good friend Vlad “the impaler” Putin. It contains a cell phone and keeps track of his vital signs. It also allows the Kremlin to locate Trump within three feet and record every word and action verbally and pictorially with its three built-in cameras. It also allows Putin, Trump’s handler in the Kremlin, to put suggestions in Trump’s ear whenever questions are asked that Trump can’t answer. It was Putin’s idea to label all criticism of Trump and Russia as fake news.
Trump must go.
Donald Trump tweeted:
“I am a moron, but I am NOT a f****cking moron.”
“I support Rex Tillerson bigly–1000%”
“Little Rocket Man has smaller hands than my small hands.”
“I will send Rex Tillerson to North Korea to kiss Little Rocket Man’s behind.”
Kneeling NFL players disrespect America, our flag, the national anthem and ME.”
One of our cats is named Foo or Little Foo. It’s short for the acronym, FUBAR, Fouled Up Beyond All Reality. I have a lot of fun with her name.
Come back Little Foo.
There’s no Foo like an old Foo.
A Foo and her money are soon parted.
Tuacahn is an open-air amphitheater and attached performing arts high school where Broadway plays are presented under the stars in the warm months of late June through September, usually to sold-out crowds. We have attended several performances and have enjoyed all of them. Just for fun, I decided to write a cheer for the high school students to use at sporting events.
All good students go to Heaven
When they get there, they repeat
Tuacahn, Tuacahn can’t be beat.
Does anyone remember when Michelle Obama was criticized by the right for baring her arms by wearing a sleeveless dress? She was just exercising her second amendment rights to bare arms. For some however, minorities have no second amendment rights. The right to bear arms is limited to white Americans only.