Art of no deal

Donald Trump’s next book, The Art of No Deal, a look at his brief tenure in the White House. Trump learned how to negotiate from his father when Donald was a child, and his methods haven’t changed at all. Yesterday he yelled, pounded the table and walked out of a meeting with Democratic leadership at the White House. His next tactic may be to hold his breath until he turns blue. Of course adding blue to orange will turn his face to a sickly shade of greenish purple. Trump’s favorite tactic is to lie on his back on the floor and drum his heels while crying. It worked well when he was a child, but didn’t work so well with his bankers before his bankruptcies.

Trump must go