The little orange  men with green hair in the movie Willy Wonka are actually the children of Donald Trump and a woman from Mars. They have his complexion and her stature and green hair. Martian women reproduce by laying a batch of eggs numbering 12 to 15 at a time. Trump had an affair with her during his first marriage. The story was scheduled to run in the National Enquirer, but Trump paid hush money to silence the story.

Trump must go