Typical Trump day

On weekdays, Donald Trump typically rises at 3:00 am EDT and begins a morning filled with TV and tweets. At some point, he squeezes in a session in his tanning bed, something he has done since high school in his own tanning bed. At 11:30 am, he receives his national security briefing and then it is off to lunch. After lunch, he has one or two brief ceremonial events and then it is off by Air Force One to a MAGA rally. Trump usually returns to the White House by 11:00 pm to snatch a few hours of sleep. On weekends, Trump usually visits a Trump resort for a round of golf. He usually shoots around 80, but he cheats.

Trump must go