12 Russian intel officers

In the first month of campaign season
the GOP sent to me:
Donald Trump standing on the stump of a pear tree.

In the second month of campaign season
the GOP sent to me:
2 boxes Cuban cigars (compliments of Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz)
and Donald Trump standing on the stump of a pear tree.

In the third of month of campaign season
the GOP sent to me:
3 blustering blowhards
2 boxes Cuban cigars
and Donald Trump standing on the stump of a pear tree.

In the fourth of month of campaign season
the GOP sent to me:
4 bottles French wine (@$350 per) for Paul Ryan
3 blustering blowhards
2 boxes Cuban cigars
and Donald Trump standing on the stump of a pear tree.

In the fifth of month of campaign season
the GOP sent to me:
5 gold rings, from Tiffany’s (thanks to Newt Gingrich)
4 bottles French wine
3 blustering blowhards
2 boxes Cuban cigars
and Donald Trump standing on the stump of a pear tree.

In the sixth of month of campaign season
the GOP sent to me:
6 Wall Street bailout beneficiaries
5 gold rings, from Tiffany’s
4 bottles French wine
3 blustering blowhards
2 boxes Cuban cigars
and Donald Trump standing on the stump of a pear tree.

In the seventh month of campaign season
the GOP sent to me:
7 media consultants consulting
6 Wall Street bailout beneficiaries
5 golden rings, from Tiffany’s
4 bottles French wine
3 blustering blowhards
2 boxes Cuban cigars
and Donald Trump standing on the stump of a pear tree.

In the eighth month of campaign season
the GOP sent to me:
8 FOX News liars spinning
7 media consultants consulting
6 Wall Street bailout beneficiaries
5 golden rings, from Tiffany’s
4 bottles French wine
3 blustering blowhards
2 boxes Cuban cigars
and Donald Trump standing on the stump of a pear tree.

In the ninth month of campaign season
the GOP sent to me:
9 pollsters polling
8 FOX News liars spinning
7 media consultants consulting
6 Wall Street bailout beneficiaries
5 golden rings, from Tiffany’s
4 bottles French wine
3 blustering blowhards
2 boxes Cuban cigars
and Donald Trump standing on the stump of a pear tree.

In the tenth month of campaign season
the GOP sent to me:
10 bankers (or one Chris Christie) banking on being too big to fail
9 pollsters polling
8 FOX News liars spinning
7 media consultants consulting
6 Wall Street bailout beneficiaries
5 golden rings, from Tiffany’s
4 bottles French wine
3 blustering blowhards
2 boxes Cuban cigars
and Donald Trump standing on the stump of a pear tree.

In the eleventh month of campaign season
the GOP sent to me:
11 lobbyists lobbying
10 bankers banking on being too big to fail
9 pollsters polling
8 FOX News liars spinning
7 media consultants consulting
6 Wall Street bailout beneficiaries
5 golden rings, from Tiffany’s
4 bottles French wine
3 blustering blowhards
2 boxes Cuban cigars
and Donald Trump standing on the stump of a pear tree.

In the twelfth month of campaign season
the GOP sent to me:
12 Russian indicted intel officers
11 lobbyists lobbying
10 bankers banking on being too big to fail
9 pollsters polling
8 FOX News liars spinning
7 media consultants consulting
6 Wall Street bailout beneficiaries
5 golden rings, from Tiffany’s
4 bottles French wine
3 blustering blowhards
2 boxes Cuban cigars
and Donald Trump standing on the stump of a pear tree.
Trump must go

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