While out for a drive today, my wife and I saw a pretty blue Chevy Silverado. I pointed it out to my wife and said that I thought that the Chevy came in only one color–silver. The truck we saw should have been called a Bluerado.

My wife was born in Canada. I once asked her if she knew the source of Canadian bacon. Canada, of course. No, actually Canadian bacon comes from the pork loin.

Trump must go