All white and up tight

One day, John, a black Democrat, decided to go hunting. While walking in the woods, he heard cries for help. Soon thereafter, he found Frank with his leg in a trap. After freeing Frank and bandaging his wound, Frank, a good fairy, told John that he would grant him two wishes. John thought for a moment and then asked for Frank to make him all white and up tight. Frank gave him two choices, either become a sanitary napkin or a Republican. John chose to become a sanitary napkin rather than a Republican.

Trump must go.

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