Little boy Trump

Little boy Trump
Come blow your horn
The sheep’s in the meadow
The cow’s in the corn
The goats are in the sheep
Can’t tell them apart
The pigs are in the pen
The chickens are in the coop
The Russians are under the bed
In the Lincoln bedroom
The Chinese are making a fool of you
Where is little boy Trump?
Asleep in the hay in the barn
Behind the White House
While visions of Kim Jong-un
Danced in his head
Awake little boy Trump
Come blow your horn
What kind of horn is it?
It’s a Trump-et of course.

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