Trump’s monkeys

In theory, if an infinite number of monkeys typed at an infinite number of keyboards, eventually one would produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Using that logic, Donald Trump employs a team of 100 monkeys to produce his tweets. Of course, most of what the monkeys produce is gibberish, but Trump employs a ghostwriter for this as he does for all of his other literary works. The ghostwriter has the responsibility to select the best monkey-produced material for publication as Trump’s daily tweets.