In theory, if an infinite number of monkeys typed at an infinite number of keyboards, eventually one would produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Using that logic, Donald Trump employs a team of 100 monkeys to produce his tweets. Of course, most of what the monkeys produce is gibberish, but Trump employs a ghostwriter for this as he does for all of his other literary works. The ghostwriter has the responsibility to select the best monkey-produced material for publication as Trump’s daily tweets.