Gold Digit*

Gold Digit starring Donald Trump in three roles, the President, special agent 0.07 James Bud , and master of evil Gold Digit. Supporting cast includes Kellyanne Conway as Gold Digit’s assistant, Pussy Grabber, and Sean Spicer as Mini Digit. The plot revolves around Gold Digit’s plan to steal treasures from the Vatican and sell them to the highest bidders among private collectors. Newt and Callista Gingrich make cameo appearances as US Ambassador to the Vatican and her husband. According to Rotten Tomatoes, Donald Trump gives a wooden performance as President and a ho-hum performance as James Bud, but gives an outstanding performance as Gold Digit. As he said later, “I was born to play this role.”

*Inspired by Ian Fleming’s Goldfinger