Trump-ageddon

Today is Friday the 13th of January. In one week at noon EST, we will enter the age of Trump-ageddon unless a deus ex machina steps in, or unless President Obama does his duty and asks the US Supreme Court to declare Donald Trump ineligible for the office of President of the US. If the Supreme Court takes the case, Mike Pence will become acting president until the case is decided. If the Supreme Court were to decide against Trump, then Pence would become president. Some say that Pence would be worse than Trump. Pence has at least two advantages over Trump; he has presidential hair and he appears to be sane.

Will we still be America in one week’s time, or will we become Trumpistan? Stay tuned for more wild and wacky news from the United? States of America.

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