Yesterday, Emperor-elect Donald Trump summoned the news media to his throne room in the Trump Tower, New York City. He proceeded to blast the media for criticizing him and his words. The people have spoken he said and it is now the job of the media to spread his message, unchanged, to the four corners of the nation. He indicated that he intends to suspend the right of habeas corpus for the duration of the Global War on Terror starting on day one of his reign. Only loyal members of the GOP will be allowed to buy ammunition for their guns and only GOP men will be allowed to vote in future elections where he will be the only candidate for President.
Other sources indicate that FEMA camps are being set up in remote locations to house Democrats and dissenters from the Trump agenda.