My Struggle to Achieve Great Wealth and Keep It by Donald J. Trump. In his own limited vocabulary, Donald Trump tells you the secrets of his success and how you too can be financially independent. “Trust me,” says Donald, “it’s the greatest book that you’ll ever read.”
Here’s how Donald did it.
- Be born to wealthy parents.
- Don’t pay your bills.
- Don’t give to charity.
- Don’t pay income or sales taxes.
- Employ the undocumented.
- Buy merchandise abroad to sell at high prices in the US.
- Cozy up to the mob.
- Buy political influence.
- Pay no attention to the little people.
- Threaten to sue your critics.