Honest Don’s slightly used cons

According to Donald Trump, “I have used these cons and I guarantee that they work.” He will sell them to you for the nominal amount of $1499.00 per con.

  1. Buy cheap goods abroad. Put the Trump name on them and sell them here in the US at premium prices.
  2. Promise to teach how to succeed in real estate.
  3. Start a university.
  4. Use political connections to obtain tax breaks.
  5. Use the tax code to pay no Federal income taxes.
  6. Use glittering generalities instead of specifics.
  7. Claim that only you can fix a problem.
  8. Attack your critics for doing what you are accused of doing.
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