Trump the Martian

Donald Trump is the leader of an invasion of earth by Martians. Martians are bald and this is his first experience with a hairpiece. Martians are green. Trump’s use of a flesh-colored makeup sometimes turns his skin color orange. If in doubt about his origin, just ask to see his birth certificate. It will show that he was born on Mars about 35 Mars years ago (each Mars year is about equal to two earth years.) Of course, he is not a natural-born citizen of the US or earth either and is ineligible to be elected President.