Trumpy and Stumpy

Cast of characters

Trumpy: Donald Trump

Stumpy: Ted Cruz

Mystery guest: M. R.

Trumpy and Stumpy went out in a boat named GOP Convention. Both fell overboard. Who was left? Or since it is the GOP, who was right? Mitt Romney parachuted into the boat and rowed it ashore to the applause of the GOP establishment and to the jeers of supporters of Trumpy and Stumpy.

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