Mirror, mirror

Official portrait of United States Senator Mik...

Official portrait of United States Senator Mike Lee. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Mirror, mirror, on the wall
Who is the most conservative of them all?
Is it Mike Lee? No
Is it Ted Cruz? No
Is it Rand Paul? No
Who is the most conservative of them all?
Wacko Bird is who.
He/she is the one the Right seeks.
Palin and Bachmann missed the cut.
Acceptable to the base
But unelectable to higher office.

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