Mitt’s in trouble

Mitt Romney, former governor of Massachusetts,...

Mitt Romney, former governor of Massachusetts, 2008 US presidential candidate. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Mitt Romney at one of his presidential campaig...

Mitt Romney at one of his presidential campaign rallies. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

When you lie to the Federal government, you can go to jail. Was Mitt in charge of Bain in 2002 or was he not? Documents filed with the SEC say he was in charge of Bain while Mitt now claims that he retired in 1999. Originally he claimed that he took a leave of absence in 1999 to help the Salt Lake City Olympics. I think that it was all the fault of Mitt’s evil twin Willard. Willard and Mitt were raised separately and few know that there are two Willard Mitt Romneys, one going by Willard and the other by Mitt. That secret was very useful to the Romneys in that it allowed Mitt and Willard to be in two places at once. But now the truth will out. It also explains the apparent flip-flops; Mitt says one thing and Willard says another.