10 little Republicans

GOP Presidential Debate June 13, 2011 in New H...

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10 little Republicans
Standing in a line
Tim Pawlenty withdrew
And then there were 9.

9 little Republicans
Swinging on a gate
Chris Christie backed out
And then there were 8.

8 little Republicans
Praying to heaven
Sarah Palin declined to run
And then there were 7.

7 little Republicans
Playing tricks
Ron Paul tripped up
And then there were 6.

6 little Republicans
Shopping online
Newt Gingrich at Tiffany
And then there were 5

5 little Republicans
Entering through a door
Rick Perry let out a snore
And then there were 4.

4 little Republicans
Criticizing Barack
Rick Santorum sneezed
And then there were 3.

3 little Republicans
Out in a canoe
Michele Bachmann overboard
And then there were two.

2 little Republicans
Herman Cain and Mitt Romney
One lost out
And then there was one.

One little Republican
Standing all alone.
Will vote for himself in 2012
Results: 130 Million to one.

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