Plainer than Boehner

Nothing could be plainer than John Boehner

In the morning, noon and night

Nothing could be finer

Than to be in Carolina

When the Republicans are in bloom

With the scent of freshly minted cash

Added to the GOP stash from the Kochs

Citizens United unites citizens of the 1%

Against the rest of us

We are reverting to a monarchy

Replacing King George 3 with King Cash.