Neutron Jack

Neutron Jack and Neutron Jill
Went up a hill
To fetch a pail of water
When they returned, they found
The water was radioactive.
The hill they climbed
Was in Fukushima province, Japan.

Jack Welch earned the nickname Neutron Jack early in his career at GE, and GE designed the reactors that failed at Fukushima. Jack Welch was not CEO at GE when the reactors were designed and built.

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One sided

Yesterday, Atlanta defeated Tampa Bay in a one-sided game, 56 to 14. Losing football coaches should have the option of stopping such a game by throwing a white flag. They already possess a red flag for challenges. If adopted by the NFL, political parties could follow their example and concede races they have no chance of winning. Here in Utah, we could save the expense of elections and just accept GOP caucus results. In 2016, the Republicans could just concede the presidential race as they have no credible candidate.

GOP hopefuls

Mitt Romney full of sh—-
Jeb Bush bushed
Donald Trump stumped
Sarah Palin retires
Ben Carson City, Nevada
Ted Cruz’s ship sinks
Mike Lee surrenders
Jon Huntsman hunts for votes
Sack Chris Christie
John McCain’s insane
Rand Paul’s immense gall
Rick Perry to jail
Rick Sanitorium
Scott Walker walks
Rick Scott not free
Paul Ryan caught lyan’
Mike Huckabee making honey.