Fonzie on water skis, in a scene from the Happy Days episode “Hollywood, Part Three of Three,” after literally jumping over a shark (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I predict that team Romney will persuade Mitt to don a black leather jacket à la Happy Days Fonzie and invite the media to witness himself on water skis jumping over a drugged shark too feeble to take out a bite of the fearless candidate as he jumps over the shark during live television. A stunt designed to show Mitt’s courage and bravery, but not his wisdom, before election day.